Joey Castillo

water — the water of life formula, given away free
- softdev artifacts
metal — bare metal provisioning and workflow. one signal in, full chain reaction out.
Joey Castillo
Software Architect · 40+ years shipping code
40+
Years Writing Code
1B+
Hours Uptime
20+
Years in Hospitality

Track Record

  • Writing code since age 7
  • Enterprise-scale systems — POS platforms, reporting suites used in the restaurant and hospitality industry for 20+ years
  • Land, sea, and air. CTO-level delivery at companies you've heard of.
  • Code in production with over a billion hours of combined uptime

How I Work

  • Ships fast, iterates faster
  • Bare metal: .bat/.sh, vanilla HTML/CSS/JS, pure C, no frameworks
  • Roll your own
  • Show me, don't tell me

Words to Ship By

Sell for show, Ship for Dough!
I don't test my code, but when I do it's in Production ;)

The Vision

Replace x86 — it's based on a binary decision made by hardware engineers in a time when it made sense. Build the chip, build the stack, goodbye operating system, hello runtime. Why? Because I can.
SMTWTFS Mar 22Personal 23RRemote Office 24HHome Office 25RRemote Office 26HHome Office 27RRemote Office 28Baby Reveal (Mark) + Travel to Cavite (evening) 29PTravel — Cavite 30PTravel — Boracay 31PTravel — Boracay 1PTravel — Boracay 2RRemote Office 3RRemote Office 4HHome Office Apr 5Personal 6RRemote Office 7HHome Office 8RRemote Office 9HHome Office 10RRemote Office 11RRemote Office 12Personal 13RRemote Office 14HHome Office 15RRemote Office 16HHome Office 17RRemote Office 18RRemote Office 19Personal 20RRemote Office 21HHome Office 22RRemote Office 23HHome Office 24RRemote Office 25RRemote Office 26Personal 27RRemote Office 28HHome Office 29RRemote Office 30HHome Office 1RRemote Office 2RRemote Office
Notable
Mar 28 Baby Reveal (Mark)
Mar 29 Birthday Party
Travel
Mar 28 Travel to Cavite (evening)
Mar 29 Cavite
Mar 30 Boracay
Mar 31 Boracay
Apr 1 Boracay
work H — Home Office R — Remote Office travel P — Personal F — Fun personal fun